Amazon is giving a $5 credit for spending $20 on books for Cyber Monday

Back in my day, kids used to read!

Dune Chronicles

Dune Chronicles

All you whippersnappers with your video games and your TikToks and your Pumpkin Spice Ugg boots – back in my day, we didn’t have all that fancy technology. We had to read books. What, never heard of them? I’m not surprised. You’re probably too busy listening to that damn rock guitar and looking at sexy things on the internet.

But if there’s one good (i.e. completely sexless) thing on the internet, it’s this sale on books at Amazon, where they’ll give you $5 back if you spend $20 or more on select books. What kinda books? Oh, just you wait:

The Guiness Book of World Records 2022 for $14.97

Guinness World Records 2022

Guinness World Records 2022

GWR

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$14.97


Frank Herbert’s Dune for $12.01

Dune (Dune Chronicles, Book 1)

Dune (Dune Chronicles, Book 1)

Ace

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$12.01



Wreck This Journal: Now in Color for $9.59

Wreck This Journal: Now in Color

Wreck This Journal: Now in Color

Penguin Books

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$9.59


The Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music by Dave Grohl for $17.99

The Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music

The Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music

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$17.99


Oh fiddlesticks, I guess that last one is actually pretty sexy. I mean look at Dave’s hair. It’s so luscious, I just wanna run my fingers through it and listen to him tell me where his hero is going and whether I should be watching. Curse you, Millennials! I’ve become the very thing I sought to destroy!

Check out our Cyber Monday coverage to score great discounted gifts for everyone on your holiday shopping list.

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