Could Melissa McCarthy star in “Oh, Mary!” » from Broadway? and play on Mary Todd Lincoln?

Could Melissa McCarthy star in “Oh, Mary!” » from Broadway? and play on Mary Todd Lincoln?

“Mary”, can we please?

This year, Broadway’s Lyceum Theater resurrected a laughable version of Mary Todd Lincoln, the well-oiled, long-suffering wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

The short black comedy “Oh, Mary!” » was and still is a huge success.

Firstly, because the character created, a drunkard, is hilarious.

Two, because she serves as a beard for her theatrically gay husband Abe – and three because she was played by a man.

Comedian Cole Escola created this short play and it is he who directs it.

Funny fall because he plays her like a dribble drinker.

Understand, we’re not talking about Shakespeare here.

We’re not even talking about Neil Simon from “The Odd Couple.”

Cole is in his thirties.

I went to Marymount, didn’t care about facts, and made this whole Mrs. Lincoln thing into a drunken, drunken woman who really wants to be a singer.

OK, so the show is now a success and Cole now wants out.

To do other VIP things.

Only temporarily.

Stuff he’ll earn more than a pretty Lincoln penny for.

Maybe he’ll even direct an opera where he plays Biden who will sing what he knows.

This evokes his temporary replacement.

She grew up on an Illinois soybean farm and has since received Emmys, Golden Globe nominations and two Academy Award nominations from comedic actress Melissa McCarthy.

Melissa has seen the show several times.

I love it.

He wants to do it.

And maybe he will until Cole comes back to lift his skirts.

Auction time

And while we’re talking about unique and near-impossible ideas, there are the opinions on the Middle East that I’ve collected here in East New York.

“Ignore Biden and the UN, it is only a matter of time before Lebanon returns to Christian control, control of the Lebanese army and a return to governmental normalcy. The bad guys know there is no place to hide. The mullahs now know that a secure pension in Tehran cannot even protect them.”

This mom rules the “night”

Amy Adams’ new comedy continues to meet cinema’s need for horror, blood, murder and stabbing.

She plays.

She produced.

It’s called “Nightbitch.”

And what could be more loving now that we are approaching Thanksgiving.

Amy: “It’s about a mother who decided to stay home with her son. She struggles to find this new identity. Stuck between who she was and who she’s going to be. Then she turns into something wild. Savage.”

I mean, naturally.

OK, I can understand that.

What else would a mother do with a child.

She starts chasing things.

She turns into a dog. Good.

What could be more fitting than Santa walking in poop, right?

It comes out on December 6.

Whether it’s a success or develops fleas, who knows.

What will she say to the herald angels?

Sit?

Stay?

Now listen to this

Gisele Bündchen once said, “Modeling sucks everything out of you. I don’t want to live in a big house in LA and go to parties. I want a quiet and beautiful life. I don’t have a big ego like older girls like Naomi Campbell. They all have very big egos.

And I report a report from the Internet that is never wrong:

“When Stevie Nicks arrives, our hotel employees begin to lower the curtains of his suite. They are replaced by floor-to-ceiling black curtains. The belief is that Mrs. Nicks thinks she is a witch.

As we approach baseball history, it’s time to remember our worst losing teams: the Minnesota Twins and the Montreal Expos.

How financially deprived were they?

During “away games,” players were said to steal bases – and keep them.

Heard maybe only in New York, kids, only in New York.