Tim Walz Makes Kamala Harris Look Like Winston Churchill

Tim Walz Makes Kamala Harris Look Like Winston Churchill

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So, hours after Kamala Harris picked Tim Walz as her running mate, Democrats sent out a loud signal that he was a moderate, centrist, and Midwesterner. The reason? To cover up the fact that this guy is completely insane. Let’s go through the list. As BLM and Antifa looted and burned Minneapolis in the summer of 2020, what did Walz do? Well, he finally called in the National Guard. When seconds count, Tim Walz acts in days. Three days, in fact. So how the hell did he alert them? Did he send an email invitation to their AOL account? Was he waiting for a response? Let’s ask that idiot.

TIM WALZ:The decisions were made in a given situation. And I just think we tried to do the best we could in each of those situations.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz arrives to speak during a news conference regarding new gun laws at City Hall on August 1, 2024 in Bloomington, Minnesota. Walz is reportedly on a short list of potential running mate for Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris. (Stephen Maturen/Getty Images)

It made no sense. No wonder Harris chose her. He makes her look like Winston Churchill. And you know, that’s why I hang out in Kilmeade. So he actually framed the riots as an exciting event that destigmatized criminal activity and put the rights of the criminals ahead of their prey. He abandoned all the victims, whether they were black, white, Asian, or elderly, because they couldn’t be stereotyped into a group with magical protections. So they had no power. And so he pushed aside the lawful citizens to curry favor with the lawless mob.

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He was a coward, but he was also a snitch. At the height of the pandemic, he set up a Covid hotline where people could report their neighbors who weren’t wearing masks outside. Outside! Walz also limited indoor gatherings to ten people. He declared a statewide mask mandate and closed restaurants, gyms, and other businesses. So when there’s looting and rioting, he doesn’t deal with it, but if there’s a virus that’s mild to almost everyone except the elderly, it invades your life, turns it upside down, pits people against each other, and takes away their livelihoods, which is the exact opposite of how he’s doing today.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (Left: Carlos Gonzalez/Star Tribune via Getty Images; Middle: Yuri Gripas/Abaca/Bloomberg via Getty Images; Right: Scott Heins/Getty Images)

TIM WALZ: In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and their personal choices. Even if we wouldn’t make the same choice for ourselves. There is one golden rule: Mind your own business.

You know, people would mind their own business if you hadn’t let the rioters burn down those businesses. More swearing. Worse yet, Walz sent elderly Covid patients from hospitals to nursing homes where he probably killed more elderly people than tainted pudding at a Matlock convention. So while the rest of us were told to stay away from our grandparents or be called murderers, Walz sentenced those grandparents to death. It gets worse. He doubled down last year on allowing doctors to medicate and perform surgery on children who are confused about their gender. Signing a bill into law making Minnesota a sanctuary state for brainwashed children who think they need sex reassignment.

So if you live in a sane state that has banned this butchery, your child could go to Minnesota and ruin his life. And legally, there’s nothing you can do about it. Remember the song “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”? Well, there’s a new version, and it’s “I Left My Kids —– in Saint Paul.”

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Only crazy people want kids to be crazy. Yeah, the state can even take custody of your kid. And they call this guy the middle ground? What road are you talking about? The one from Sodom to Gomorrah? Walz will let doctors cut your kid’s butt off while looters burn down your house. He’s like a fat, bald, stupid Genghis Khan. Well, at least he doesn’t think boys get periods. Oh, wait. He signed a law to put tampons in boys’ toilets. That makes less sense than starting a Jesse Watters fan club. And then there’s his military service. Two National Guard comrades accused him of embellishing his military career and retiring after learning his battalion would be deployed to Iraq in 2005.

I guess he prefers his war zones to be in Minnesota. So Republicans are saying this is the most left-wing ticket ever. How do you know that’s true? Well, look at how obsessed the left is with painting him as the opposite. Oh, he’s not radical, he’s rural. He’s not Marxist, he’s Midwestern. Which then begs the question. Why do the positions that the left usually takes get abandoned in the run-up to an election? Suddenly, being woke is about as appealing as monkey pox.

Social justice sanctuary cities, left-wing protests, all of this takes a back seat to the comfortable sweater of moderation. Eldridge Cleaver becomes Ward Cleaver. And that’s the funniest thing of all. People who spent the last four years hating everything about old white people are now embracing the very things they despise. Oh, look, he hunts. He owns a gun! He’s an Army vet!

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Well, just a few months ago, that’s what would have put him on a no-fly list. He must be a member of a white supremacist group, right? He reeks of toxic masculinity and dead momentum. But now, they just call him coach. And if the left has its way, he’ll be the next vice president of the United States.